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on 10-26-2005 01:00
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Mom: So, what's your favorite homonym. Kid: Homonym, I hate homonym. Kid 2: No, I think you mean homily. Mom: Not homily, a homily is the product of homiletics. Kid: Ancient Egyptian writing? Kid 2: No, that's hieroglyphics. Homiletics, you know, preaching. Mom: Now, where were we? Oh, yes; you were telling me you hate hominy. Kid: Hominy! Yes, that's the white stuff I can't stand! Mom: So, what's your favorite homonym? Kid: Beats me. Kid 2: Beets? I love beets! |
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