You know the ones. Underwear as comfortable as the flannel nighties and Crocs you started to wear when "feeling sexy" finally slipped off your list of Life's Priorities.
Chuck saw "underwear" on my shopping list and humbly requested that I buy some panties that don't look like the ones from his mom's laundry basket. Some that live up to the name - unmentionables.
So, I decided to honor his fantasy and bought a package of the cutest, cheap, plus-sized Hanes ladies' briefs (those high-cut, hip-hugging kind) that Wal-Mart carries.
A couple of days later, I pulled on a pair and, "Darn!"
"What's wrong?"
"I just tore a hole in my new underwear!"
Chuck sighed, "Well, I guess they just don't make 'em like they did in '1956."
Sigh. Nope, I'm sorry, Dear. They don't.
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09-07-2009 13:23
No more granny panties
That's it. I'm burning my granny panties! As usual you made me laugh, Cindy.
I do love your blog and have given you a Kreative Blogger Award. Congratulations, and keep up the splendid work. To collect your award, please visit Free Ice Cream.
Walsmart sold me some bogus underbritches a while back, one had a hole and the rest have unraveled at the waist. One might as well go comando, ya know?
You are too funny, girl. I need to make a commitment to No Frumpy Underwear...even as a gift! (The ones currently in my drawer that I never [okay, rarely] wear were a gift that I just need to TOSS!)
You know the ones. Underwear as comfortable as the flannel nighties and Crocs you started to wear when "feeling sexy" finally slipped off your list of Life's Priorities.
Chuck saw "underwear" on my shopping list and humbly requested that I buy some panties that don't look like the ones from his mom's laundry basket. Some that live up to the name - unmentionables.
So, I decided to honor his fantasy and bought a package of the cutest, cheap, plus-sized Hanes ladies' briefs (those high-cut, hip-hugging kind) that Wal-Mart carries.
A couple of days later, I pulled on a pair and, "Darn!"
"What's wrong?"
"I just tore a hole in my new underwear!"
Chuck sighed, "Well, I guess they just don't make 'em like they did in '1956."
Sigh. Nope, I'm sorry, Dear. They don't.
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09-07-2009 13:23
No more granny panties
That's it. I'm burning my granny panties! As usual you made me laugh, Cindy.
I do love your blog and have given you a Kreative Blogger Award. Congratulations, and keep up the splendid work. To collect your award, please visit Free Ice Cream.
Walsmart sold me some bogus underbritches a while back, one had a hole and the rest have unraveled at the waist. One might as well go comando, ya know?
You are too funny, girl. I need to make a commitment to No Frumpy Underwear...even as a gift! (The ones currently in my drawer that I never [okay, rarely] wear were a gift that I just need to TOSS!)
You know the ones. Underwear as comfortable as the flannel nighties and Crocs you started to wear when "feeling sexy" finally slipped off your list of Life's Priorities.
Chuck saw "underwear" on my shopping list and humbly requested that I buy some panties that don't look like the ones from his mom's laundry basket. Some that live up to the name - unmentionables.
So, I decided to honor his fantasy and bought a package of the cutest, cheap, plus-sized Hanes ladies' briefs (those high-cut, hip-hugging kind) that Wal-Mart carries.
A couple of days later, I pulled on a pair and, "Darn!"
"What's wrong?"
"I just tore a hole in my new underwear!"
Chuck sighed, "Well, I guess they just don't make 'em like they did in '1956."
Sigh. Nope, I'm sorry, Dear. They don't.
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09-07-2009 13:23
No more granny panties
That's it. I'm burning my granny panties! As usual you made me laugh, Cindy.
I do love your blog and have given you a Kreative Blogger Award. Congratulations, and keep up the splendid work. To collect your award, please visit Free Ice Cream.
Walsmart sold me some bogus underbritches a while back, one had a hole and the rest have unraveled at the waist. One might as well go comando, ya know?
You are too funny, girl. I need to make a commitment to No Frumpy Underwear...even as a gift! (The ones currently in my drawer that I never [okay, rarely] wear were a gift that I just need to TOSS!)
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